Speed Dating Events

Infatuation is when you think he’s as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen and as athletic as Jimmy Connors. Love is when you realise he’s as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford — but you’ll take him anyway.

People keep asking me if I’ll marry again. It’s as if after you’ve had one car crash you want another.

Never get into a narrow double bed with a wide single man.

When a man makes a woman his wife it’s the highest compliment he can pay her and it’s usually the last.

The only time a woman has a true orgasm is when she is shopping.

Remember men, we’re fighting for this woman’s honour; which is probably more than she ever did.

Being a woman is of interest only to aspiring male transsexuals.To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.

A man is as old only as the woman he feels.

When he’s late for dinner, I know he’s either having an affair or is lying dead in the street. I always hope it’s the street.

I’ll believe it when girls of twenty with money marry paupers turned sixty.

It’s a pity that Marie Stopes’ mother had not thought of birth control.

Love. Everyone says that looks don’t matter, age doesn’t matter, money doesn’t matter. But I never met a girl yet who has fallen in love with an old ugly man who’s broke.

I’d much rather be a woman than a man.Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes — and they’re the first to be rescued off sinking ships.

I want a man who is kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a billionaire?

Infatuation is when you think he’s as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen and as athletic as Jimmy Connors. Love is when you realise he’s as sexy as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford — but you’ll take him anyway.

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