Speed Dating Events

Nightmare #1: You’re sitting in your living room, burning votive candles, poring over photos of Him, and the phone rings. It’s your best friend, telling you that she saw the ex-love of your life at a party, drinking, laughing —laughing!— flirting, high-fiving all over the place, celebrating his newfound freedom . . . oh, and one more thing, she hates to say it (sure she does), but boy, does he ever look great. Read the rest of this entry »

You haven’t been on a date for as long as you can remember. Then again, you’ve been so busy working/talking on the phone/staring into space that you really haven’t had a chance to meet the four available, straight, single men in your metropolitan area. Fair enough. But maybe it’s time to stop making excuses and to ask yourself that crucial question: What am I waiting for? Read the rest of this entry »

A sweet cookie surprise is a welcome party favor. Check the cooking aisle of a craft store for easy ideas for decorating and frosting cookies and other treats. Read the rest of this entry »

I have noticed that many of us pride ourselves in “knowing” how our husbands will react to a given situation. The logic goes something like this:

I already know what he’s going to say before I talk to him.

I don’t like what he would have said if I had talked to him. Read the rest of this entry »

In order for you to know what to say no to, you need to be educated on what these drugs look like, taste like, and do. The Safety Chick, along with help from the experts at the Drug Enforcement Administration in the Department of Justice, will give you the lowdown on this very dangerous trend. Read the rest of this entry »

The easiest way to get out of an uncomfortable sexual setting is to not be there in the first place. Read the rest of this entry »

Falling in love is a most delightful experience, especially during the teen years. In fact, it is about the only kind of falling that we ever enjoy. But at such times we are not always too responsible for our actions. That is why it is so important to think before you date. Many young people think they are in love with someone when, in reality, they are only in love with life. Read the rest of this entry »

I am not bald — my head is just a solar panel for a sex machine.

If women dressed for men, the clothes stores wouldn’t sell much — just an occasional sun visor.

Anyone who calls it sexual intercourse can’t possibly be interested in doing it.You might as well announce you’re ready for lunch by proclaiming,”I’d like to do some masticating and enzyme secreting.”

Sex is a bad thing because it crumples the bedclothes. Read the rest of this entry »

I like my lovers to be female, human and alive, but in a pinch, I’ll take any two out of three.

Love is just a system for getting someone to call you darling after sex.

A lot of girls go out with me just to further their careers — damn anthropologists. Read the rest of this entry »

Western women tend to be more unrealistic about marriage than their sisters around the world. Films and television have made them feel that romantic excitement is not only a birthright, but it is elevated to the most important aspect of marriage. Read the rest of this entry »