Speed Dating Events

A vintage-style bridal bouquet tends to be larger than others and is arranged in a cascade. To complete the look, choose classic flowers that have been used in weddings for many years. Read the rest of this entry »

A sweet cookie surprise is a welcome party favor. Check the cooking aisle of a craft store for easy ideas for decorating and frosting cookies and other treats. Read the rest of this entry »

This can be a small or a massive job depending on the style of your venue and wedding. If you are marrying in a stately home, chances are your surroundings will already be fairly salubrious. Alternatively, a church hall or marquee may need a bit of extra work to liven it up. Read the rest of this entry »

Obviously not all grooms are the same and it’s important to establish which category you fall into regarding your impending nuptials and what kind of role you want to play in the whole proceedings. Read the rest of this entry »

I have noticed that many of us pride ourselves in “knowing” how our husbands will react to a given situation. The logic goes something like this:

I already know what he’s going to say before I talk to him.

I don’t like what he would have said if I had talked to him. Read the rest of this entry »

When you feel the need for reassurance, look to your girlfriends to remind you of the ways he’s been thoughtful and sweet recently. Pull out your wedding pictures and think about how good you felt that day. Make your own gratitude list of things he’s done that show he loves you, but don’t ask him to expound on his affection for you when he’s distant or grouchy. Instead, let him be. Read the rest of this entry »

I am not bald — my head is just a solar panel for a sex machine.

If women dressed for men, the clothes stores wouldn’t sell much — just an occasional sun visor.

Anyone who calls it sexual intercourse can’t possibly be interested in doing it.You might as well announce you’re ready for lunch by proclaiming,”I’d like to do some masticating and enzyme secreting.”

Sex is a bad thing because it crumples the bedclothes. Read the rest of this entry »

I was walking down Soho when a young lady asked if I would sleep with her for fifty dollars. Well, I wasn’t tired, but I thought the money would come in handy.

If you think you’re in love just think of him sitting on the lavatory. If you still love him, marry him.

In the Forties, to get a girl, you had to be a GI or a jock. In the Fifties, to get a girl, you had to be Jewish. In the Sixties, to get a girl, you had to be black. In the Seventies, to get a girl, you have to be a girl. Read the rest of this entry »

Men Are Not Good at House Chores and Women Are Not Household Servants

While visiting primitive villages relatively untouched by modern civilization, I was able to directly observe how men and women interacted differently. Women appeared very content to share and give all day long and on into the evening. Read the rest of this entry »

When a man loves a woman, his primary goal is to make her happy. Through history, men have endured the competitive and hostile world of work because, at the end of the day, their struggles and efforts were justified by a woman’s appreciation. Tn a very real sense, his mate’s fulfillment was the reward that made a man’s labor worthwhile. Read the rest of this entry »